Tuesday, July 31, 2007

When Pigs Fly

This in today's Seattle Times, Letters to the Editor; priceless.

Left is right
Right is revelation


Saturday I read The Times by the light of sunrise streaming in through my west-facing window. In the sports section, I learned that Satan is holding tryouts for a hockey team.

Turning to the business section, I found that Boeing announced design changes for the Dreamliner. It seems that the engine intakes will be equipped with pig-catchers.

And on the front page ["Out of right field, conservatives gush over Clinton," July 25], the 2-inch-tall headline proclaims, "Charles Krauthammer said something nice about Hillary."

-- Howard Hance, Snohomish

Friday, July 20, 2007

Reggie: Pet Food Recall (Update)

I finally heard back from Hills about Reggie’s untimely demise. They have determined that they are not responsible for his renal failure. Apparently, the food I bought was from a batch before the tainted ingredients were involved.

I realize that renal failure is common in cats but it’s still hard to deal with sometimes. With the guilt of thinking I didn’t do enough to keep him healthy coming back, you’d think I was Catholic after all; now where did I put those Rosary Beads.

Anyway, there you have it; the final word.

Galaxy Zoo

Have you ever wanted to be an astronomer but didn’t really have the time or money to feed that hobby? Well, now you can!

The good folks over at Galaxy Zoo have created a program that enlists the help of us human computers on the web (it’s along the lines of what SETI did but instead of using your computer, they use you). Basically, real computers can’t (as of yet) determine details as well as their human counterparts. As a result, they need us to help classify the multitudes of galaxies that have been imaged.

Yes, it gets kinda boring after awhile but you can see some pretty cool galaxies that no one else has seen yet. Isn’t the universe an awesome place!

So, if interested, head over there and give it a shot. You have to take a quick tutorial and test and then you are up and running.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Democracy, the great American joke!

I think I’ll chime in on current political affairs. You might have noticed that I have tried to stay away from that awful mess known as the Government of the United States of America. However, I am getting quite tired of our “elected” officials catering to money and self interest. Since I have no chance of getting elected (to any post) I’ll just rant away on the internet instead.

Previous presidents have done it and now our own King is doing it. King George has a forked tongue (for that matter, most in politics do). The willful arrogance of thinking they are above the law is just astounding.

Keep in mind, I don’t toe the party line but tend to be more Democratic in my thinking than Republican. The following are just some random questions/issues that have been floating around in my head:

1. What is with the idea that a lie is OK as long as it is not under oath? All lies should be penalized.

2. What is with signing statements? There are no line-item vetoes for the President. As such, signing statements should not be allowed. Let’s put it in terms that Bush can understand; you are either for the bill or against it.

3. What is up with the new four branches of government? Cheney thinks that his office is not part of the executive branch? WTF!

4. Congress! Don’t even get me started with Congress. Well, OK, just a little bit. It was my understanding that the reason for the three (now four) branches of government was to provide oversight of the other two (three). Congress has allowed the executive branch to take full control over the judicial branch as well as walk all over the Constitution. Congress has failed in their roll.

5. Most, if not all, politicians are in bed with large lobbying groups. This should be illegal (if it is not already). As such, politicians are incapable of protecting the Constitution and the average Joe. The only things they protect are the rights of big business to walk all over customers. Case in point; credit card companies’ have the ability to change the terms of agreement any time they feel like it. Rather unfair business practice if you ask me.

6. Our President, Vice President, much of their cabinets, the previous Congress’ Republican leaders, the current Congress’ Democratic leaders, many officials at the Pentagon, and many in the judicial branch of government are guilty of treason. As such, they should be tried, convicted, and executed for high crimes against the United States. Law and order must be returned to our government or America will go down in history as one of the worse experiments ever.

Strong words with little to back them up (I know) but that is my feeling. Under the strictest definition of the law (taking in account all of the loop holes), none will be tried and convicted. It is actually a shame.

Where America is concerned, there is honor among thieves.


Now, no rant would be worth anything (and many of mine aren’t) unless a solution was given (save executing everyone and starting over).

1. Make me dictator. That would solve all the problems. I’d even disappear some of the worse abusers of the system.

Well, maybe that will not happen, not like any of this will, but here are some better ideas.

2. Limit the money that is spent on any political race to that which is provided by a specific election fund. Everyone running has a certain amount that they are given and, in the words of Tim on Project Runway, have to “make it work.” Any political ads by “friends of” and “Swift boat” types would be illegal.

3. Term limits, term limits, term limits! Get rid of career politicians and you might have a fighting chance of getting something done around here.

4. Bring back debates. Not that made for TV crap they feed us these days. Give us a stage and podiums (debaters get no say in anything). Give us pointed questions that the debaters do not know ahead of time. And for the love of what ever god/goddess you believe in, make the debaters debate ONE ANOTHER! Duh! I’m talking about “a formal contest in which the affirmative and negative sides of a proposition are advocated by opposing speakers.” Let them talk to each other and rip the other’s arguments apart! How hard can that be?

5. Make people accountable for what they say. None of this “say something long enough and people will believe it” crap! Have a bipartisan (independent?) office whose sole purpose is to fact check (like Fact Check dot com maybe). Only this one will have more push in informing people of the errors in what a politician says.

6. Given that the above will never happen (hey, I’m an optimist right?), how about we just create American President TV show. Contestants, er, uh, I mean contenders will get up in front of a studio and TV audience and sing, dance, and do dog tricks. Then, just like American Idol, the public can phone in their choice.

With politicians, who needs terrorists? or in the words of... uh, what's his name in the movie Hunt for Red October, "and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollypops."

Well, there you have it, another useless rant.