When Pigs Fly

This in today's Seattle Times, Letters to the Editor; priceless.

Left is right
Right is revelation

Saturday I read The Times by the light of sunrise streaming in through my west-facing window. In the sports section, I learned that Satan is holding tryouts for a hockey team.

Turning to the business section, I found that Boeing announced design changes for the Dreamliner. It seems that the engine intakes will be equipped with pig-catchers.

And on the front page ["Out of right field, conservatives gush over Clinton," July 25], the 2-inch-tall headline proclaims, "Charles Krauthammer said something nice about Hillary."

-- Howard Hance, Snohomish