The Bible's War on Christmas

You learn something new every day! Who would have thought that the Bible would actually be waging a “War on Christmas?”

Jeremiah 10 (King James Version)
1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:
2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
5 They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.

So basically every “good” Christian out there with a tree in their house is doing exactly the OPPOSITE of what the good Lord said. Oh the horror! Where is a "good" Christian to turn now that even their own book has turned on them?

“Oops, how did those verses slip past the censors... uh, I mean editors,” cried the pastor.